"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
— Dorothy Parker (via maxkirin)
"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."
— An overwhelmingly accurate statement (via insanity-and-vanity)
(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via findyourinnerathlete)
"I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it."
— A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one.
(Source: insensiblenothingness, via alxtlfr)